People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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