we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
third nipple confirmed
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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