So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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