Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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