It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Help. Why am I so naked?
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