I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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