Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
so much tequila, so little girl.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
What happened?
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Every time
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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