Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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