He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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