i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
All I want is dick and wine.
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