I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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