I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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