I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Who died my cat blue again?
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