dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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