ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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