gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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