So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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