operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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