How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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