just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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