quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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