Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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