Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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