i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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