Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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