he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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