fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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