"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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