just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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