1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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