just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
