So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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