PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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