I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i think i have two assholes
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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