I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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