I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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