And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You took a bar mat shot.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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