Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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