I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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