Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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