I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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