just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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