Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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