Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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