in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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