No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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