OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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