Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
my nose is crying tears of wow.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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