i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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