Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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