I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
