So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
tell me about the fingering
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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