He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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