C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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