oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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