I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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